[2:01:09 PM] Daniel says: fap fap fap fap

[2:01:11 PM] Daniel says: i came

[2:01:17 PM] Kate G says: thats nice

[2:01:22 PM] Kate G says: its about time too..

[2:01:25 PM] Kate G says: *yawns*

[2:01:32 PM] Kate G says: (smirk)

[2:01:37 PM] Daniel says: you loved it

[2:01:43 PM] Kate G says: did i?

[2:01:44 PM] Felicia says: ................

[2:01:45 PM] Felicia says: O_O

[2:01:46 PM] Kate G says: DID I?!

[2:01:48 PM] Kate G says: DIIIIIIIID I?!

[2:01:50 PM] Kate G says: ..yeahhhh

[2:01:52 PM] Kate G says: yeah i did

*fel accepts skype call*

Fel: Did i come at a bad time?

Kate & Dan: ...hahahahahahahhahahaaha

Ms Randomness at 10/07/07 3:38 PM | 0 comments

Well well..ive decided to continue the randomnesss site, cos uni is just oh so random and it must be told to the world. hehehe

Hope you enjoy it cos im sure that theres plenty more to come
xx
kate
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(On the train)
*Jamie is being stupid cos he saw Fel sharing headphones with Carlo*
Jamie: Ooh! FEL LIKES CARRRRRRLO!
Fel: *in total sarcasm*
Ohhh yea jamie im totally in love with him *rolls eyes*
Juan: *Whispers to Jamie*
She just admitted ittttt..
Jamie: *cracks up laughing*

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(Train- in total silence)
Dan: Do you think Burgermans open?
Group: ... rofl

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(Walking to the Design building, I look up at the balcony overlooking the campus pond)
Kate: You know what that balcony needs? Couches!
Juan: *Quietly*..No it doesnt...
Kate: ...*stops walking*
       You know what JUAN? Fuck you!
Juan: But..uh..im just saying..
Kate: No! Im sick of your attitude!

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Dan: My head is empty..its got like, a haystack
Kate: ...you mean tumbleweed?
Dan: Yeah!

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(At the cottage talking about the Easter Show, and what showbags we would get, someone mentions getting one with lollies)
Dan: I like showbags with stuff i can use!
        ...like.. a mug..I could use a mug
        *Sips from imaginary mug*

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(Juan at the vending machine for what seems like 5minutes, we are watching him from afar)
Jamie: Juans taking ages at the vending machine..what is he doing?
Kate: Yeah, look theres a girl next to him! Omg! Juans picking up at the vending machine!
Juan: *hears his name*  SHUTUP!

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(Juan finishes with the vending machine. We're still watching him, and hes about to go into the guys toilet)

Jamie: Juan! Thats the girls toilet!
(We see Juan turn around and walk to the other toilet, a few seconds later he walks out looking lost..and heads back for the first toilet)
Jamie & Kate: LooooooooooL
(Later, Juan comes back)
Jamie: Ohh Juan it was so funny when you went to the girls toilet after i told you and you believed me!
Juan: ...huh? What? I didnt hear you say anything..
Jamie: ...so You're telling me that you walked into the guys toilet, turned around and walked out and into the girls toilet..at your OWN will?
*Kate and Jamie crack up*

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 danbec winchester | the way she does it, i can't get enough says:

what ya doing?

Mzkitten says:

gonna dry my hair lol

danbec winchester | the way she does it, i can't get enough says:
use a hair dryer ^^

Mzkitten says:

ummm...yeah..thats what i use..

Mzkitten says:

lol

danbec winchester | the way she does it, i can't get enough says:

i have one.. lol

danbec winchester | the way she does it, i can't get enough says:

and.. that made me sound gay

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Kate: Hey, your bdays in August right?
Dan: Yeah, August 11th
Kate: Hehehe that means you're a Xmas baby! Your parents conceived you during christmas!
Dan: Uh..okay, ive never really thought about that...Im not exactly smart you know?
Kate: Lol, aww its funny when you say stupid things.
Dan: Yeah probably cos i was born immature or something.
Kate: …..hahahahaha

Dan: ..WAIT! Premature! Hahaha it actually makes sense!

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 miss chris (F) HUGS not DRUGS says:

haha..isn't it wierd, penises make me think of u

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Sus...

















 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3B9jf3v3A - Jamie giving Dan a piggyback

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pKF20gkVLM - Walking back from maccas to uni

here are sum of the drawings Sparrow and Annie have come up wif!!..i think it was during maths....><P!!

ARGHHHH !! ur so fugly..JK
Aww cuuttiee!!
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..hehheh...XP>>

  the beginning of a new revelation in the history of artistic warfare.....

I love Mr Ivanof frees in Block 4, Day D...do u? xD Well..i have to say..yesterday was THE best free ive ever had..haha

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Alicia: I have bigger boobs than BARBIE!

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Fel: Would you like to rub the board with me Kettles?
Kate:...is that a metaphor? O_o
Fel: ....

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 *Kate runs into the Study room* THERES A GUY IN THE GIRLS TOILET..AND HE HAS A LONG POINTY THING...I THINK HES MEASURING THE TOILET!!
Rest of class: .........

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(To Mr Ivanof)
Sarah: Do you think Ian Thorpes gay?
Mr I: Yeah, hes the BIGGEST POOFTA! Did u see him on Kath n Kim?!
Class: ....*step away*

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(I have this voice recorded)
Mr I: Did you know theres a Greek island called Lesbos?
Class: *crack up laughing*
Mr I: And you know what people from there are called? Leeeesbians!
*Laughter*
Mr I: Yes...im a very happy lesbian!

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(Kate overhears conversation)
Ash: Yea, I lost mine...
Emma: Well..mines gone all wonky...
Kate: *turns around* What ARE you two talking about??!!!
Emma: ...memory sticks?

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Fel: *Thinking about all the randomnesss thats happening in the free*  Kate...what does Adam look like?
Kate: Ill draw him for you..*finishes* Look..hes a WIZARD!
    
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*Kate & Fel walking down the stairs*
Kate: Awwww look! Its the cute little fire hydrant!
Pose fel POSEEEEEEE
Fel: *poses*

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Girl who wishes so stay anonymous: *reading through Cleo/Cosmo mag* OMG! HOTDOGS! NUDE! ARGH!!
Girls: AHAHAHAHA...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Kate: Ooo...pose for Randomenesss!!
Girl who wishes to stay anonymous: *poses*


I think Ill leave u on that note..and STOP looking at the naked Hotdogs leaning against the shower!! Hahaah xD

On MSN with Richie...


[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
sif our school can afoord laptops

Fel says:
hahahaha lol, okok fair enuf

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k...says:
the best comps we have lag tryin to play slime volley ball T.T

Fel says:
..rofl

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
the only thing we have in abundance is ugly chix

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
just walk across the flat and u see nuttin but ugly for miles

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
well 90%

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
but we noticed a trend

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
the younger grades

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
have hotter chix

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
but dey r dumber xD

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
srsly if i was in yr 9 dis yr i would b very happy

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
or maybe yr 10

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
uber hotties

[SBHS 05] Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
but alas stuck wif beefy beefy yr 12s

Fel says:
ROFLMAOOOO!! That's SOOOO making randomness now!! XD

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[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
if only you played games... <_<

[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
fckin funniest typo

[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k....says:
the guy meant to say

Fel says:
...

[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
i walked into shit

[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
and den he ended up typing i wanked into shit

[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
and it exploded

[SBHS 05]  Amicus In Aeternum. 2.1k.... says:
ROFLMAO

Fel says:
LOL! *DIES*

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SBHS 05] says:
DAMN IM HIGH

[SBHS 05]  says:
I JUST DRANK GINGSENG

[SBHS 05] says:
LOOOOL [

[SBHS 05]  says:
NOT COOl

[SBHS 05] says:
=D

[SBHS 05]  says:
LOL

[SBHS 05] ! says:
I KNOW

[SBHS 05] says:
AND I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST WIZZ EVER

[SBHS 05] says:
WAS STANDING DER OVA DA BOWEL GOIN WOOOOOOO ..SO LOOOONG !!!!!

Fel says:
LMAO.. .that's greattt!! xD

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Fel:
Mmm gimme a sex, gonna get coc... =]

William:
Er... ur...gonna...get...coc? O________o

Fel:
...LOL! Ooo man, worst typos ever... 

Fel:
I meant gimme a SEC, gonna get CHOC... rofl...

William:
Yea...sure felisis, whatever you say. *smiles*

on the movie night ben comes out of his room
'mum, i forgot, im hungry'....

lol

Hmmm..its all ur imagination..*x-files music plays*
Jus got sum Randomnesss from MSN..its holidays..forgive me..
And yes..my dear ol' pal Adam makes Randmonesss again..wlecome bak..

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[10:41pm] <Vts> i got a hektik pimp name
[10:41pm] <Vts> backdoor Vts
[10:41pm] <Vts> xD
[10:41pm] <Vts> naw
[10:41pm] <@Rei> wtf....
[10:41pm] <Vts> tis quite shiet
[10:41pm] <Vts> WAKKAKA
[10:41pm] <Vts> --
[10:41pm] <Vts> im bored
[10:41pm] <@Rei> it's pretty dumb
[10:41pm] <Vts> man
[10:41pm] <@Rei> idiot
[10:41pm] <Vts> LOl

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Vts says: weeeeeeeeeeeeee
MzKiTTen says: wat?
Vts says: mmmm
Vts says: nice
Vts says: ice cold can...
Vts says: on my nuts
Vts says: feels so..cool
MzKiTTen: ...................o_______o
MzKiTTen: ohhh..i am SOO tempted to post this sumwhere

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¤ × {Fellatio} × ¤ says:
*runs aournd...in TRIANGLES*
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« . says:
ahhh ..*pets*
¤ × { Fellatio } × ¤ says:
ive learned well
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« .  says:
yes..well, i hav to say..uve had a great teacher
¤ × { Fellatio } × ¤ says:
ooo of course kettles! *hands cockies*
¤ × { Fellatio} × ¤ says:
...cookies...O_O
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« . says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« .  says:
aaaaaaaaaaaa
¤ × { Fellatio } × ¤ says:
stfu,...
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« . says:
im liteally LAUGHINGOOUTlOUD HERE
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« . says:
xD
¤ × { Fellatio } × ¤ says:
...AHHH
¤ × { Fellatio } × ¤ says:
*HIDES*
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« . says:
RANDOMNESSSSS
»º°¨[Mzkitten]¨°º« .  says:
WOOOoo

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V.t.s says- i love
V.t.s says- processed meat
V.t.s says- ' contains : chicken , mutton AND/OR turkey beef '
V.t.s says- LOl
V.t.s says- i jsut luagh
V.t.s says- when it gets to the and or bit
V.t.s says- and eat it neway
V.t.s says- its like mm yeh
V.t.s says- its int here sometimes
MzKiTTen says- lol !
V.t.s says- but not all the time
MzKiTTen says- lol
V.t.s says- but fuck yeh i still eat it---

well how did Canada get its name??? huh huh??
there were three explorers and they said:

"well lets name this land. well all reach in this here can and get one letter out each and well spell the name of this here new country!"

So male number one says:
"'C' aye"
male number 2 says:
"'N' aye"
male number 3 says:
"'D' aye"

get it get it!!!! *poke poke*

love from caroline

okok one of my friends name is Karen-shes peruvian and she has a spanish accent!! this is what happened today as we sat on the grass at the front of the school:

Me: "So Karen, are you an only child?"
Karen: (moment of bewilderment then...) "What...does that mean am I born premature?"...T__T

u should so here my other friend shes Persian with an accent like afghanistannish and she likes to quote from Harry Potter because Karen the peruvian says that her husband (some competition eh Annie) and it sounds soooooo funnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

well ill see u later!!!!! love caroline pheromone :D